Heh, this is what happens when I get a snow day ( Read more... )

Title: Sex on Fire, a Pon Farr Song Parody
Fandom: TOS
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Jim/Spock
Spoilers: Amok Time
Content Notice: None
Word Count: <200
Summary: OMG, did I just write a song parody of “Sex on Fire” by Kings of Leon?

A/N: I’m sorry. (not sorry)

For Day 6 of the Twelve Days of Ficmas.

( Oh brother... )

OK, so, yesterday my pal lauracollared emailed me a link to the following parody of a USA Network show:

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Watch it - it's hilarious.

Anyway, at the end, one of the writers/actors/filmmakers invites peeps to go forth and write slashfic.

So I did. (Read it or not - it probably sucks, I didn't even go back and edit it ( Read more... )

Title: Stakeout
Fandom: Dicks!
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Patrick/Matt
Spoilers: None
Content Notice: PWP. For a fandom that doesn’t exist. Because the show doesn’t exist. Because I will slash anything. Just watch the You Tube video, OK?
Word Count: ~1,000
Summary: Matt knows what to do to make a long, boring stakeout more interesting ( Read more... )

OK, so, a couple of weeks back, I published a Kirk/Spock fic wherein Kirk tried to teach Spock how to talk dirty. Let's say that by the end, he'd gotten the hang of it. Well, one thing led to another and by the end of the week, we had a few comments calling for Spockian takes on common t-shirt cliches. And then kanarek13 got involved and, well...

( Wackiness ensued.. )

Title: Talk Dirty to Me
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: AOS Jim/Spock
Spoilers: None
Content Notice: Dialogue-only fic, humor, pillow talk.
Word Count: 800
Summary: Jim tries to teach Spock some filthy talk while they’re in bed.

A/N: This just sprang into my head this morning, don’t ask me why.

( Here be fic… )

Title: Neal and Henri Go to Bed
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Neal, OMC (Original Male Cat)
Spoilers: None
Content Notice: Extreme silliness
Word Count: 900
Summary: Five ways Neal and Henri negotiated their sleeping arrangements.

A/N: Part 3 of Neal vs. LOL Cats. Don’t ask me why these stories are all centered on bedtime so far - ask ( Read more... )

Title: The Further Adventures of Neal and LOLCat Henri
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Neal, OMC (Original Male Cat)
Spoilers: None
Content Notice: Extreme silliness
Word Count: 400
Summary: Neal has a LOLCat. Named Henri.

A/N: Sequel to Neal vs. the LOL Cat, and not at all exactly what just happened with my own cat ten minutes ago.

( Here be fic… )

Here's something fun I dashed off for coffeethyme4me yesterday...

Neal vs. the LOL Cat"Neeeeealz ( Read more... )

Title: A Crisis in the Life of an Echinoideic Spermatocyte
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Neal sea urchin sperm/Peter sea urchin sperm
Spoilers: Seriously?
Word Count: 500
Summary: OK, so, doctor_fangeek was describing a microbiology developmental biology project wherein she had to fertilize sea urchin egg cells, and well, then this happened. Picture Neal ( Read more... )